// So I hear Obamacare passed.//

harpalyce:

thingsareswinging:

And a whole load of Republicans are threatening to move to Canada in light of this?

Should- should somebody tell them?

No, no, no. Let’s let it be a surprise.

Their expressions will be the reason Instagram was invented.

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Better than yesterday’s Photoshop fun (which, admittedly, fooled me, too).
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/health-care-ruling-scotus-cnn-gaffe-fox-news-154347515.html

Better than yesterday’s Photoshop fun (which, admittedly, fooled me, too).

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/health-care-ruling-scotus-cnn-gaffe-fox-news-154347515.html

Come on … it’s funny!

Come on … it’s funny!

(Source: palahniukandchocolate)

nextyearsgirl:

This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this:

The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the appeasement for Original Sin.

According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons (god’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.

When you quote Leviticus as god’s law and say they are rules we must follow because they are what god or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your god and his son, that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.

So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.

I’d also like to throw out the ‘unnatural’ claim. Have you looked at sexual behaviour in nature lately? The animal kingdom is like a giant Club 54.

With less cougars.

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This man gives good surly.

This man gives good surly.

sweetupndown:

talldarkarab:

Afghanistan Vigil at UCSD commemorating the 16 innocent civilians brutally massacred by an American Soldier….according to media…but according to witness accounts, which of course the western media will not portray… there were other soldiers standing by laughing as well…a horrible thing happened, but for as short notice as this event was planned, we had a good turn out, it showed that there are more people that care than you think…..oh btw, not my photo credit, some of this photos are awesome…but sadly i am not the photographer…any individual with a Kuffiyeh is me though…even if my back is turned, its me lol

More things like this need to happen stateside. We need to let our government know we don’t support this, and the people responsible need to be punished. Severely. 

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Dear Thomas Jefferson,Where are you? That thing you helped start (the, uh, United States of America) kind of needs some special attention right now. It’s teetering on the brink of decline.It’s still salvageable, though. There’s still some time. I’m sure someone out there will do their best to preserve the ideal of America, even while the others stack more kindling on the pile in the form of litigiousness, greed, educational suppression, and divisive power plays … but it sure would be nice if you guys came back and sorted things out.I know I’m up here in Canada but I’m still concerned because if the United States burns, we’re going to die of smoke inhalation.And then I’ll never see if Beckett and Castle get together.

Dear Thomas Jefferson,

Where are you? That thing you helped start (the, uh, United States of America) kind of needs some special attention right now. It’s teetering on the brink of decline.

It’s still salvageable, though. There’s still some time. I’m sure someone out there will do their best to preserve the ideal of America, even while the others stack more kindling on the pile in the form of litigiousness, greed, educational suppression, and divisive power plays … but it sure would be nice if you guys came back and sorted things out.

I know I’m up here in Canada but I’m still concerned because if the United States burns, we’re going to die of smoke inhalation.

And then I’ll never see if Beckett and Castle get together.

(Source: somewisdom)

Obama seems obsessed with wanting to lead the country in what he sees as a post-partisan era while his opponents are so partisan they have only one goal in mind—to destroy him even if they have to burn down the house to do it. Well, you may want with all your heart to save your marriage but if your philandering, uncaring, unredeemable, and narcissistic partner is determined at all costs to break up the marriage, the sooner you decide not to play the fool, the better.
LET ME MAKE THIS ABUNDANTLY CLEAR.
I DO THE JOB.
AND THEN I GET PAID.