Dear Thomas Jefferson,
Where are you? That thing you helped start (the, uh, United States of America) kind of needs some special attention right now. It’s teetering on the brink of decline.
It’s still salvageable, though. There’s still some time. I’m sure someone out there will do their best to preserve the ideal of America, even while the others stack more kindling on the pile in the form of litigiousness, greed, educational suppression, and divisive power plays … but it sure would be nice if you guys came back and sorted things out.
I know I’m up here in Canada but I’m still concerned because if the United States burns, we’re going to die of smoke inhalation.
And then I’ll never see if Beckett and Castle get together.